I will answer...

No need to go to such extremes... No need to break out the whip and give me forty lashes. No need to cut me with that dull, rusty knife and rub salt into the gaping wound. You don't have to burn me with a blowtorch, cut off my fingers with a cigar cutter or ask 'Vlad the Assassin' to punch me in the face 'til I look like I was introduced to a meat grinder. There's no use for electrical shock treatment, or depriving me of food and water for days on end...

...I will answer your questions!

Please, don't hurt me. I will tell you anything you want to know.

It seems to be quite a popular thing around the blogging world, and I've yet to take the opportunity to ask you - The Reader - to submit questions for me to answer. So, I thought I'd give this one a go.

At first, I'd planned to bring you the next installment - the First Chapter - of my "Rubicon Heart" story today... but I've sort of run into a little bit of a pickle with that. I haven't yet decided how to proceed, because I've come to realize that things that have happened sort of overlap each other. Now, I'm uncertain as to how I should put the pieces together to make a coherent and linear story. Since I want each separate "event" to be it's own chapter, while certain events would stretch over a long period of time.

I'll have it ready for you soon enough though. I'm itching to write the thing.

So, what better to do than be a little personal today?

Hammer out the questions... I will do my best to answer them honestly and truthfully. Ask me anything - from the sexual to the boring - like "What kind of food do you like?", "What's your favorite show on TV?".

The only questions I will refuse to answer are those who will and should be answered in my "Rubicon Heart" story.

I will post the answers to these questions on Wednesday, so keep'em coming until then. I'll try to answer all of them in one post - but, if you guys bombard me with too many questions, I might be forced into breaking it up into two Q&A posts.

Tomorrow is Weekly Words Challenge day. The words are SOFT and SQUARE - just to remind you!

PS. Like the picture? I have a feeling I will regret that one ;)