May 15, 2008

I'm OK!

Hey there!

Just thought I'd check in with you all and let you know that I'm still around. I just read up on all y'all's comments on here, and I'm touched y'all was getting worried. Thank you.

Now, I'm ok. I wasn't murdered in an alley, run over by the city bus or slain by a vindictive ex-lover. I have not been imprisoned after burning down the UO or locked in a padded cell in the psychiatric ward for losing my marbles.

Nor is my absence on account of the good things in life. I have not taken a demanding job that has left me unable to find the time to blog, nor did I meet Kate Hudson at the local bar and refuse to leave her alone - I didn't even meet an average chick who won't let me alone.

But I am OK, and I miss you all. I miss blogging, and I just thought it would be fair to step in and let you know that I'm still alive and kickin'...

...and that I will return.

It may be a week - two weeks - or worst case scenario a month... but I will return!

BTW... If you all wanna go ahead and post the PFC's... leave a comment here letting me know where to find it (link would be a good idea), so that I can read when I return.

Sincerely,
R.E.H. (aka Ramblin' Madman)

305 comments:

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Leighann said...

It's about time one of your appendages popped up to let us know what was going on!

Dianne said...

that's all I needed to know. I'm glad and relieved that you're OK. I wish good stuff was happening for you, and I remain certain that it will in time, but I'm so glad you're OK.

do what you gotta do sweetie.

Dianne said...

Yes I am stalking leighann again! How can I not!?

Raven said...

Glad you are alive and kicking and hope you really ARE ok. I'd be glad to send some reiki your way if you are in need of a physical or emotional boost.

I'm having a REALLY REALLY REALLY hard time with the PFC. I have a vague idea (very vague) for something to write but it refuses to materialize. Sigh.

Hope you return sooner than later. You are missed.

Knight said...

phew! *wipes sweat from brow*
I'm glad to hear it's all cool. Thanks for the thumbs up. We just worry. You have a plethora of cyber moms now.
Actually, please don't think of me as your mom. That's the last thing I want. Have a good week or two or four!

Fortune Cookies said...

glad youre livin' and kikin' dont forget to check in and leave us something to smile about every now and again, or to get something to smile about from us, if need be...

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Whewp! Pheeewww! I've been so scrambled myself that when I'd check and you hadn't updated I figured you were busy as well.

But, then??? I thought, hmmmm. How unlike him. He always posts a little bloggie about delays, etc.

Then???? I became worried and all the things you first mentioned did actually pop into my head. And, I thought? How would we ever know? Who knows him and knows about his "secret blogging addiction?" Who? Who? Would fill us in on what happened.

SO, obviously? I was thrilled to pop in here and see your handsome thumb! Glad you are Okie dokie. [Um, don't do that again.]

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Oh, FYI? I do have a GREAT (well, decent anyhow) PFC but it's all still in my head. When I finally have time to type it? Either I'm too sleepy or DH has the computer.

So, um...extention on the deadline?

[I/We have to wait, one? two weeks? A month? There's gonna' be a lot of comments up in here.]

Oh...and, um. I hope your Mom is alright....just a thought.

Hang in there...

Karen said...

Glad to hear that you are ok. I miss you.

Jay said...

What? Two weeks? A month? That's crazy! Nobody takes two weeks off from the internet! haha ;-)

At least things are okay and you haven't been knifed in a dark alley somewhere. We'll still be around when you get back dude.

Dana said...

First, I'm glad you are OK - great timing as I was sitting around yesterday wondering where the hell you were!

Second, this is one of the things I HATE about blogging. Several times I have been reading blogs, commenting on them, gaining interaction with the person and BAM! They're gone. No notice - no forwarding address.

I realize they probably just got a life, but one never knows. It's good you checked in.

Anonymous said...

Hey Babe, Glad you checked in with us!! I missed ya a whole bunch lot!! LOL!!!

I am glad you are taking some time off and getting your creative juices going on again!!

Okay... I will leave and ummmmm Oh who am I kidding I am gonna miss you!!! HAHA!!

See ya later and I will come by here all the time and leave naughty comments!!!

Smooches!!
Single

g-man said...

I can relate. I am on the up-side of taking a break. Enjoy your down time.

Aunt Jackie said...

I understand as well, sometimes it's hard to get in here and post and visit every day... I try, because I truly do enjoy blogging... Glad you're o.k!

I was trying to build up my comments on here and do better, and then you try to slack off!! :O haha

Raven said...

Hi R.E.H.... as requested, I'm letting you know that I posted a PFC. It sucks, but it's posted. Dianne wrote a work of genius. Haven't checked around to see if anybody else did one or not. Cyberspace feels off kilter without you around. Hope life gets back in balance soon.

Sparkling Red said...

Fine, be enigmatic. See if we care.
*pout*

But seriously, take care. I hope whatever's going on works out for the good.

Jill said...

A month without nobody to teasse here and flirt with!!! You are being rude!
Seriously, I hope it is nothing serious! Take care of your bussiness and you, and come back fast.
I've post my FPC on the Acadien blog, but it is kind of sucky!

Jo said...

I was trying so hard not to worry...I decided to worry vicariously through Dianne. Glad you're OK, honeybuns.

Everybody has to live & see to their lives...when the blogging fits in, yay, when it doesn't, you just have to set it aside---I'll have a great big hug for you whenever you do pop back in...and in the meantime, thinking good thoughts for you.

trkndude299 said...

Dude, you blog like I do. Completely + totally random and from whatever angle your vision is turned to.

Cool.

Have a Great time doing ??. Just have fun doing it!

Dianne said...

I felt jo worrying through me. I can't describe the feeling.

It's Saturday night where you are (ain't I international!) so I'm hoping you're doing something fun.

Anonymous said...

Less time on the computer probably translates into more time interacting with actual human beings. Sounds healthy to me!

Good luck with the job search. Don't forget to take time out to talk to people with the emphasis on the female kind. Nothing turns a frown upside down like a sixty-nine.

Don't get down and gloomy. Go out there and kick some ass. You can do it! Go out there and be somebody.

Jodi said...

Glad you're okay. Take it easy.

J.

Jeff B said...

I just came by to check up on PFC and to appologize for not joining in this month and found out you've been MIA for a while too. Like you, I was out for about a week and a half too, but have recently surfaced.

Hope all is well with you and look forward to reading more from you when you find the time to write.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

PFC? Oh, totally forgot with the "tea party" and all. I still plan to do it....extremely late.

Or, if I blunder and read the others then I'll have to forfeit.

:-(

fiwa said...

I didn't even know you'd been gone - I just got back - but now I'm worried about. I hope you're ok. I'm sending you good thoughts and hope you're back soon.

All my lovins,
fiwa

Cate Subrosa said...

Glad to hear things are cool with you. We'll be here when you feel like writing again :)

Anonymous said...

glad to know you are okay REH. Hope you are at least having fun!

Knight said...

Your blog readers make me jealous. How am I supposed to work my way up to favorite when so many awesome people are coming by to support you and let you know they will continue stalking through thick and thin posts? *sigh* I'll never make it!

While you are gone I'm just imagining what you are up to. Killing for blood and avoiding sunlight. Sounds fun.

Hoping your ice-cream stays bird crap free.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

[long siiiggh] I was so hoping to pop in and see a newbie post from you...I would have jumped out of my seat and tossed my mouse in the air with glee.

[I hope that every time I enter bloggie world, though.]

Secretly? I'm hoping it's all a good thing...though, I'm worried and anxious to know...if you do decide to share what this haiatus is all about.

Secretly, I am wishing that something side kicked you or jump-started you and you are working on your game plan. You are writing again....like your Rubicon Heart although, I don't think that is what you would be working on right now. But, that the whole endeavor is all so positive and coming together.

Wishfully? I am sending positive thoughts that things will/are falling into place somehow for you...

Still? [Impeding doom] I'm so hoping it isn't some blast of negativity and gloom impailing your life...

Openly? We are all waiting. Waiting for your return. Waiting to read you, support you, share with you.

Missing you, Mad Man...Rambling and all...

Happy Monday, I hope...

L.P. said...

waving from my own insane corner of the world. hope you iz doing okay.

tt said...

Hummmmmm, this is so unlike you. ( Like I really know you right?!) Especially the way you 'signed off"...hummmmm
Even unsigned had something reletively nice to say about your absence..THAT really puzzles me. ;)
Anyway, I hope you're enjoying life and that you're smelling some flowers and being you!

Anonymous said...

You'll miss us. You know you will. How can you just go cold turkey from blogging?
(My DH wants to know, because he wants me to try it!!)

Hope you are well in all ways.
hang in there.

Anonymous said...

Do hurry back! Life hasn't been the same without you.

Jill said...

Missing you, darling! Hope everything is find!

Mike said...

So.... It was a last call chick?

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

[Entering Madman's blog.....]

"R.E.H.?? Hey, R.E.H., are you in here? Hmmmmm, still no Madman....

[Exiting dissappointedly....]

Happy Wednesday?

Dana said...

Hmmmm ... *knocks on door loudly* ... waits patiently ... *rings doorbell repeatedly* ... mopes away ...

Miss you R.E.H.! Hope all is well in your world!

tt said...

withdrawl is never an easy thing!!!! but I'm hoping it won't last forever...I don't w/d well...{{I'm sniffing here}}
Plus, the suspense is killing me!!!

tt said...

Ummm...where you ramblin to???
who..
what..
where..
when..
WHY?????

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Hey dana and tt? Y'all popped in today too?

No r.e.h.....

Chicken Biskets! Do they make an r.e.h. patch??

[Grumble, grumble...exit]

Leighann said...

Alright mister.... this isn't funny anymore!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

I miss you babes. I'm glad you are okay...but I still miss you.

Come back soon...and bring snacks, okay.

Ciao babes.

Jen said...

hmmmm . . . .maybe you took that Ireland trip afterall?

Dianne said...

Seems like many of REH's Angels stopped in today.

Don't make Leighann angry REH, you know what happens when she gets angry.

Knight said...
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Knight said...

I've been making this face for days now.

Anonymous said...

"...and that I will return."
*ominous music, thunder and screams!*

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

If I could only copy knight's pout. <:-}}}}}

[That's the best I can do]

[sigh].....[sigh].....[sigh].....hmpf.

I'll check back later. (I've exceeded my rule of six. But, this is an exception).

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

3....6....9....12....15....18....21

3....9.....81.....6561

I miss you to the exponential of infinity....[you know, you get me]

(smiley-wink)

Jan said...

Hi Stranger! No long no see! I know I've been among the missing as well. Just wanted you to know you have been missed! xoxo

Jo said...

I miss you, Madman.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Hey there? Funday Sunday??

Have a Happy One!

Jill said...

This is getting long...Missing having you around....

tt said...

I'm thinking an APB needs to be issued.....do they have those in in Sweden???
We're going on 10 days now...Farmers Wife....Dana....Dianne...everyone.....WTF?? Should we worry now or wait...
Just curious.
Madman...come out, come out where ever you are...
>>>>>>
On I know...TAG!! You're it!!!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

tt He did say it could be "...one week, two weeks, or even a month..." but I didn't take him seriously on the "two weeks, or a month part." :-o

I'm just hoping (fingers crossed) that it's a good hiatus and not some "life grand slam" off the sly.

[But he did say it wasn't due to a great job or Kate Hudson.]

Too bad we can't cyber jump (or beam like Star Trek) to we could go lookin' for him.

r.e.h. We are worried...and we miss you. Couldn't you just drop us a pitty comment? Somethin' to get us through the rut without you???? Pleeeeeaaaase??

I hope you have a Happy Monday...

Jill said...

Farmer, it could be funny to see ten of us just appering in REH living room at the same moment!

REH...Your two weeks notices is done!!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Okay, I'm gonna' try the E.S.P. thing again. It worked for him to post this post....maybe, if we all concentrate really hard he'll feel the vibes and drop us a note!

Maybe we could even "telekenetically" turn r.e.h.'s computer on and load up his blog page!

That'd get his attention ;-)

[concentrating....concentrating....concentrating...]

Anonymous said...

Just checkin' in on you, and to see if you posted for WWC.

tt said...

It hurts to concentrate that hard...but he's worth it ..right?...hell yes!!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

[entering with migraine] well....where are you? Can't you hear us in your mind??

Sheeze, r.e.h., tryin' not to worry but I am now....

(Is it just me? Or, is this driving the rest of you bloggies crazy too?) :-x

Hope it's a Happy or at least decent Wednesday....

Anonymous said...

Well with all these other comments in here you certainly wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't left one, but since it's been two weeks and still not a peep I thought I'd just pop in to say that I miss you and hope you come back soon!

Em

Dianne said...

I had a dream about you last night. But you have to come back if you want me to tell ...

Tink said...

I was just getting ready to send ou the search party...

...armed with booze of course.

I hope everything rights itself for you. We'll be waiting for whenever you're ready to reappear.

fiwa said...

Are you ever coming back to us?

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Hey there! School's out!? I'm plannin' a bloggie party -- might have company tomorrow PM so it might have to wait till Monday (the official first week of summer vacation).

You gotta' come, r.e.h.??

[Everyone else is invited too; I'll nail down the date tomorrow or Saturday....I just really hope our mad man can make it...

:-(

Jeff B said...

Joining the concerned party. Hope all is well with you.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Poop. Another day without our madman....

[siiiiiggggh] I'll check back.

Happy Friday....

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Hey? Popped in for my daily check-up? So, how ya' been? Whatcha' been doin'? Feelin' alright??

Come back to us soon, okie-dokie?

Happy Saturday/Sunday (time zone thingie and all).

XOs...

tt said...

OK...enough's enough. did we offend?? Naw...I didn't think so. It's really becoming interesting though. We're all ackting like your Mom or something...
Oh...maybe that's it....maybe we should 'ground' you so you don't do this again.
Maybe?
** heavy sigh**
Oy!...I'm going to think of some really good guilt trips to type
her for you....is that what you want mister??? Is it???
** exiting smiling***

Jill said...

No news? It has been 17 days, darling! We need some REH back!

Anndi said...

You do realize since I was a bit out of the loop myself there will now be a rumor about us *giggle*

Glad you're well dear friend.

Smooch!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

baby...I just happen to be around the corner and thought I'd stop by...I rang the door bell, but no one was home...just missing you.

later...Ciao

Karen said...

Just wanted to send you a quick message to let you I have been missing you. I hope things are ok.

Anonymous said...

Checking in. Hope all is well, and that your just waiting to get like 100 "reactions" of us showing love before you return!

Leighann said...

Damnit. Still not here.

*pout*

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

What? No r.e.h.? I thought surely I'd missed your return!

If you are waiting for 100 comments there's an easier way to get there...

I'll check back tomorrow/later.

Happy...What day is this?

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Extreme exhaustion...extreme headache....yet, so happy for a few minutes alone with the computer.

So would stay up...headache and all...to read you.

I sure hope things are okay or are working their way there. For you to be away this long....I think we all know it's something of serious importance.

We miss you. You are a wonderful writer. Regardless of your fiction or your reality, you write your life and all about life so well that we are addicted to reading you.

I really miss reading you. You are so far away...yet, in bloggie world, you are my next door neighbor.

But, as it is bloggie world and you live in Sweden...I can't walk next door to check on you. I can't bring you my chicken soup...or, cookies, or a shoulder to "ramble" on. I can't bring you a Shiner Bock to drink over sharing life.

We miss you madman...but, I know, we are all really concerned about our friend.

It's Wednesday. So, happy Wednesday. And, I hope you have some happy in each day you are away.

Newt said...

Thinking about the madman
Missing his ramblings
Pen poised and ready for PFC
Or is that keyboard?
So lonely here
So so lonely
sigh...............

Anonymous said...

This comment stream starts off normal and becomes more dysfunctional as time goes on.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

If you don't like the comment stream? Then, by all means...do yourself and us a favor and -- Don't Read It!

Thank you, kindly, and have a Happy Thursday.

Jill said...

Is the owner of this blog here?Anybody here?

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

[melodically singing to myself and to the tune of Oh where oh where has my little dog gone:]

"Oh, where or where has my r.e.h. gone? Oh where or where can he be?

With his silly witt and his rambling writing, I wish he'd return and write something for meeeeeeeeee....."

L.P. said...

~pouting~ you missed my birthday sweetie. Can you come back for a visit as my gift? A quick hug and kiss will do me.
miss you. hope everything is going well in your life. xxx Lakota

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

You missed lakota>'s birthday???

Where ARE you...no bloggie post required...just an, "I'm still Okay.."

I know how life can overwhelm and take over and leave us without any control...when a crisis hits, it's survival.

It's just, we don't know if it's your survival, your Mom, family, friends....I know I'm all OCD drama......

So, I've typed muchos additional comments and thoughts and deleted them...

[E.S.P.: peace, goodwill, health, happy, wealthy, joy, prosperity, laughter, love, hope; peace....health....wealth...laughter....hope...]

Happy Saturday PM/Sunday AM.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Hi! It's Monday. Just checking in on you. Like a good neighbor. :-D

Happy Monday!

Jill said...

We are the 10! You said that you would be a maximum of a month! You only have 5 days to post something!

tt said...

Farmers wife cracked me up...she told off anonymous...ha...my laugh for the day {[giggle}}

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

tt, I can't help myself. I don't like party poopers.

Final Countdown till you're return madman???

Happy Tuesday! [E.S.P.: Happy thoughts, Happy thoughts, Happy thoughts...]

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Madman? Gosh, I was the last one here...yesterday...

I know you WILL return....and with that knowledge, I will be strong in my commentment [get it] to check in daily.

[Okay, so sometimes, when I have an easy summer day? I check in like a multiple of stalking times.]

But, I will leave a daily thought here for you -- carma, good wishes, good vibes like the butterfly that flaps it's wings and a wave is formed from that motion miles and countries away.

I'm the butterfly. And, I'm sending you a wave of good vibes.

Happy Tuesday!

Jill said...

4 days!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Four days? Four days. Hmmmmm. Four, more, little, days.

"Bloggie or Bloggie? Where for art thou?

Madman we miss you as you haven't been around.

We are waiting and counting away the days,

Hoping to see a new picture and read your new phrase...

I hope you return in four days soon...

Cuz' bloggie world's just not the same without ramblin'ol you."


Happy Summery Wednesday!

Anonymous said...

When dude reads this he's going to think you're all a bunch of desperate stalkers...

Real Live Lesbian said...

We all need a break every once in a while. That's the great thing about bloggers...we get it.

Take care!

L.P. said...

LOL@ "When dude reads this he's going to think you're all a bunch of desperate stalkers"

Heyya shug, just blowing you a kiss hello. Hope all is well in your world. thinking of you - LP

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Actually anonymous he will be pleased that we didn't stop checking in on him. He will probably be glad his readership is still faithful.

[Here come the feathers rufflin, and getting ready to holler out the the ANGELS!] LOL!

Sorry I missed checkin' on ya' yesterday my madman. It's June 13th! [two more days, two more days, I hope!]

Happy Friday and good wishes

Jill said...

Farmer! You beat me at saying that the is only 2 days left!

Tink said...

*Knocks* Can REH come out to play now?

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

I wanted to be the first comment on your Saturday....the final countdown.....

I hope you meant bein' back by a month. I hope things aren't so...whatever they are....that the computer is off and abandoned. But, I know we will all understand.

But, we will all also be more worried and concerned.

I really, REALLY, miss you bloggie. Happy Saturday!!!

Jill said...

One day!
And Farmer made me forget the other thing I wanted to say!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

jill made the 100th comment!

Sorry, I distracted her from her point. Happy Saturday?

tt said...

Ok......102 and counting...
I think this is making me a wee bit on the OCD side. ;|

come out!

Anonymous said...

I am missing you so so bad!!! Come back! are you in Ireland???

just check in with me okay!!!

Your Angel, Single

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Hey there! It's your other ANGEL (the brunette); knight"s on vacation.

Miss you!

Jill said...

i wanted to say it was the 100th comment last time! Someone said that you were just waiting for the comment count to be at 100!
And it has been a month!
You are not keeping your promise, REH!

tt said...

You know you won't be able to comment to all of us...right??? I mean you're good but geez....
I actually get anxious if I forget a day in checking on you....and I'm wondering if this is some weird experiment where you're actually reading all of this but aren't answering. Nawww....you wouldn't do that ....would you??

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

I'm with tt.

I really need me some madman bloggie. I need some ramble insite on things.

Hope you bloggie soon.

Jill said...

I am not calling you a liar, but you said it would be at longest a month!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

[to the tune of 10 little Indians]

"1 little, 2 little, 3 little bloggies...
40 little, 50 little 60 little bloggies....

97, 98, 99 little bloggies, 108 bloggie comments....

Where oh where is our ramblin' madman?
Where oh where is our ramblin' madman?
We are waiting for our ramblin' madman,
to make a bloggie post appearance!"

[corny, I know...but, hey? I think my sense of humor is coming back...the venom must be evading my mind.]

Those who read me, know what I mean ;-D

Happy Monday!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

110. Geeze, I really wanted the 111 comment. Cuz' it's three "1s" in a row. But it'd look kinda' odd if I went and did it now...since I was the last comment yesterday.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Happy Tuesday! I almost forgot!!!

[111 comment; smiley-wink]

So, I learned a new one on Scooby-Doo yesterday...

"How bout we make like a Pinata and beat it!." ~ Shaggy

Later Gator!

L.P. said...

:(
.... sigh....

Knight said...

Just stopping by to stalk you in your absence. Does that make sense? It does now. Miss you Madman!

Anonymous said...

Geez Louise, R.E.H., it's been a whole month!
Missing you with the WWC yet again.
Hope all is well.

Jill said...

......

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

[entering to check on madman]

Oops, I forgot I was gonna' attempt WWC cuz' kccinova busted me for not playin'!

r.e.h., please come back to me/us? I promise I'll behave!

[exiting to find camera and post some late WWC pics]

Happy Wednesday! [I holler on my way out].

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Oops, I mean, "Happy Tuesday!" (I think, summer has me all mixed up)

LOL!

tt said...

weird........just plain weird!
Ok,,,,are you in jail or something?? hospital??? WHAT????
** heavy sigh**

Freakazojd said...

Hey REH
I've been absent too - haven't even been checking in on folks much, hence this comment over a month after you last posted. Hope you're well, and enjoying life.
xo
Freakazojd

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

[loooong sigh]

[under breath to self] Crap! Still no madman

I'll check back man~ana. Hope your surviving over there.

Happy Thursday (yea, I finally figured out what day of the week it is!)

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

I know...I've already been here today (my time). But, hey? I'm an optimist [generally] so you can't blame a Gal for double checkin'.

And, it's NOT stalking. I'm just a good bloggie neighbor.

So, I guess in your time it's just about "Good Morning" time. Oh, wait. Your not an early riser these days?

Later Gator. After Awhile Crocodile. I'm gonna' make like a tree and leaf...make like a pinata and beat it (Scooby-Doo, remember)...

That's all I got cuz' "Katchup tomato" doesn't fit here.

Happy Friday; as it is already for you!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Hey neighbor? Just dropped in to water the plants...you know, the one's by that cute table set you have...

Later neighbor! Happy, healthy, peaceful day!

Jill said...

Do you realise it summer already? And not a post from you yet?
And it better not be because you came back to Americe and have not come visit me!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

yeah, I've thought about that too. If something came up and he jumped in and made the big move!

But, as we haven't heard from you madman we can only guess, dream, wonder...

Happy Saturday!!

Anonymous said...

omg... get a life people

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Um, anonymous? I hope and assume you are a newbie and don't know our madman r.e.h....

So with that knowledge, I will grant you a chance of "getting over yourself."

A wise woman once said, "If you don't know what the bleep you are talking about? Then, um...keepeth your comments to yourself." ~farmer*s wife; originally, God.

I also get the impression that you are a 15 year old who thinks "I've got the world in the palm of my hand." Buddy, that's not the world in your palm...that's just you.

Jump and jump high so you can get over yourself, wake up, and think before you comment.

Apparently? This is not the bloggie for you.

And,I will end my comment to you with the old age bible's Golden Rule, "If you don't have something nice to say then keep your mouth shut."

[I modernized the language so anonymous could understand it, Your Welcome anonymous, I'm nice that way]

Sheeze, don't parents teach their children manners now days!?

tt said...

{{snicker-snicker-snort-snort}}}
farmers wife...yu crack me up! You go girl. I think annony is the one with the problem anyway... he/she doesn't know us well enough to know what kind of life we have...and blogs are sort of like the T.V....if you don't like what's on, turn the channel or just turn it off and continue on with your life and leave us alone. Sounds reletively simple to me. hummmmm???

Anonymous said...

Anon, I am not a big fan of someone coming and trying to make others life a living hell!! Only if i am the one that is doing it!

You don't know about friendships through blogging huh? REH is someone that we love and we miss and we want to make sure he is alright,having fun something, Why am I explaining this to you!! To me you are nothing so In the words of a wise Gal, and my sis Knight...Famerswife and I also say FUNK OFF!!!!!!

Go to another blog and play! this is NOT the right one for you!!!!

Buh Bye

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

LOL! GO ANGEL POWER! Power to the bloggies!!!!!

Happy Sunday!!!

Jill said...

I don'tknow about you girls, but REH is going to have to read all the post he miss why he was out there in the real world...More time he takes to come back, more posts he will have to read!

tt said...

...entering with hope....
......exiting with saddness....
I hate not knowing the end of a good mystery!

Tink said...

Hellooooooo? *Sniffle* I guess no one's home.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

No worries jill. He'll read a few, comment back; read a few more, comment back; and so forth.

Once he's back? He'll totally be here for us.

And, we ANGELS had to kick some smartie butt. r.e.h. would have scolded us for not watching out for his blog!

:-D Happy Monday Y'ALL!!!

XX's my madman!!!

tt said...

Hey...reh....do you need bail money????
Hummm......wha?.....I can't hear you...talk a bit louder please....I must have a bad connection.....wha?...I still can't hear you...speak up madman...I'm growing older by the blogsec....H.E.L.L.O....can you hear me now??????

Jill said...

I'm sending search and rescue down your way REH!
It's been a month and a half!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

I thought maybe if I didn't pop in then you'd either a: come back and be mad at me; b: show up and bloggie and I'd miss it and be all upset with myself now.

I was going with the "a watched pot never boils theory...." Apparently, that's crap.

Come back Bloggie Man!!!!

[If we see your name in the credits of the next great movie or on a brand new novel? I'm still claiming first rights that we bloggies knew ya' first!)

Happy Tuesday, I hope for you!

L.P. said...

Okay. Cracking my whip. (i really do have one)
baby, honey, sweetiepie - at least let everyone know you're okay. Or just let me know you're okay and i'll get the megaphone and pass the word.
Really hoping you're okay...

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Just checkin' the plants again...

Happy (hopeful) Wednesday!

Fortune Cookies said...

Just thought I'd pop in and see if you were back around yet...your presence is definitely missed out here in the blogosphere, let me tell you! Come on back and play real soon, ok?

tt said...

I can't send the bail money w/o the wireing instructions......Hello!!!!! We could take up a collection.......computer broke??? they have libraries in Sweden right??? Go there.....geesh madman. Uh-o....are you really a madman maybe and the coppers caught up with ya??? Or, let's see....OOoooooo, I know, you went into the witness protection program!!! Yea...I see....well then...send us some clues in our blogs.......throw us a fucking bone will ya??!!!
Pretty please...with Lakota's whip on top? :)

Anonymous said...

Just checking in.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

<:-{ [sigh....]

Jill said...

Waiting for a sign of life?
CLear?
Shock!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

[mumble, grumble...mumble grumble...]

Miss you!

Anonymous said...

Hey buddy!!!!
Where you at?????

Beuller?

Beuller?

you ok??


FMD

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

No Funday this Sunday.....

Knight said...

Guys, I'm afraid to say it ...but... I don't think R.E.H. is coming back.

L.P. said...

gone baby gone... sigh. well, it was nice knowing you while it lasted hon. hope life treats you well. ~blowing you a goodbye kiss~

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Yeah....I just hope he's okay and things are alright over there....

I'll still check back though.

Jill said...

I'm really starting to think he moved back to the States and got lost in the process!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

No, if he moved back to the States...I'd think by now he'd be rattled enough with all the changes to share the goods and craps with us...

Just to get it all out. I sometimes wonder if "the One" called [in distress?] and he dropped his life to run to help her.

I also worry about his Mom...

And, there is the job thing and other things, and probably some stuff he didn't even anonymously blog about....maybe?

I do believe....he will, eventually return....unless some other misfortune that we are all so out of the link/aware of happend(s) and then? We will never know...

He wouldn't "intentionally" leave us hanging. If he decided to scrap bloggie-ville? He's so decent and respectfull that he'd offer us his farewell.

That's just r.e.h. But, he DID leave us with an italicized "I will be back"...so, I am still unrestfull and will continue to wait, ponder, check back, and continue my 'comment'ment...

Until you return (so we all hope you do), here's a toast, just for you! r.e.h. My first bloggie I can't quit stalking. Cheers, Prayers, and Hopes...

Night, and Happy Wed/Thursday [the time thingie, smiley-wink...]

Anndi said...

Ok.. I'm a tad worried. Hope you're well sweetie.

tt said...

I just can't seem to give up. I'm a 'keeper gal' not a 'let go gal'...this one is tricky though. No clues ...frustrating as hell!
I wonder if we missed a clue in his Rubicon Heart story??
Odd.
Blogging just won't be the same w/o R.E.H.!!**sniffing***

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

tt I agree....

[sigh]

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

I hate when I check back here and I see that same "I'm OK" cuz' I know that you are NOT OK or you would be back.

Even if in another life blog, I feel you would want us to follow you there.

You would leave us a cyber crumb trail.

I hate that you were so "quiet" with the cause for your bloggie time out. [Though, I understand we all have lives outside of blog world -- you just shared so much of your real world...]

I hate that I am starting to wonder if I will ever get to read the rest of the chapters that complete "Rubicon Heart."

And, NOT because I wonder what else happen(s)(ed). But, because it is such a great break into chapters of a a novel that could/should be sold on shelves at book stores.

IT IS A GOOD READ...Enjoyable. I think about the books I check out from the library to read as my kids choose books to read and be read to....

I so search the shelves hoping one day..."Rubicon Heart" will be there in publication.

Whatever it is that plagues your life/life cycle? We just need a finality....or another proof of life that you will be back.

Though, should this blog eventually be discontinued due to "inactivity," I will always remember and miss [and maybe play by myself] the "PFC" and all the bloggie sharing you gave and wrote for us.

Happy "MIA" Sunday....

Allison Horner said...

Hope you are ok....

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Donde Estas Mi Amigo?

Buena Martes!

tt said...

****dammitt!!!!!!*****

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

I double that ***dammitt!!!***

BBL

Jill said...

REH, make me a gift for my birthday, and post another post here! There is only a few days left, hurry up!

Anonymous said...

Just checking in again. *sighs and looks at computer in despair* Hope you are well and happy.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

[Enters, curses Bleeps....sighs, shrugs, grumbles....exits]

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...
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Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Ugh! I hate it when Blogger double posts my comment. Then, I have to delete one. Then, I figure everyone is wondering what "that" comment said and "why" was it deleted.

Blogger? Please stop doing that?

Kindly? Thank you!

Elle said...

Hey! Where are ya hiding? Hope all is well...

tt said...

3 more days and it'll be 2 months. WTF?
Something is really wrong. I'll go away very sad. :(

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

<:-{

Anonymous said...

Mabe he not like yo and leav. Lolz!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

anon kiss my sweet assets...oh, and get some spelling lessons. And, maybe some grammar lessons too.

Anonymous said...

MISS YOU HONEY!!!! HOpe all is well I guess I will not be umm doing PFC again!! haha!

Okay Going out the door.. head hung down... thinking I am really missing you a whole bunch lot!!!

Ne.

Jill said...

You miss my birthday!:(

Fortune Cookies said...

knock, knock....
sigh
:(

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

I really do believe he'll be back...unless something really tragic happend to him.

In which case...we will never know.

:-{

tt said...

Ok..this is really weird..I think someone in Sweden has been looking at my blog...If it's not REh..then who is it?? Wonder if he's doing some kind of experiment? Wonder if he's looking for some magic word or phrae? I wonder if I'm going insane?
:)

Anonymous said...

I bet he killed himself!

Suicide!

tt said...

anon:....You are the ultimate button pusher aren't you?! Do you really feel this way or are you just trying to be mean? Serious question.

So, you "bet he killed himself", how much would you be willing to bet? And, why put "suicide" in there when you already said " killed himself"? Redundant much?

I think we should call Anon the buttonpusher from now on. Seems like that's the way he/she gets its pleasure. Sick-0!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

tt and bloggies:

Let's just start ignoring anon's comments completely.

As if they aren't even there.

People who are so rediculously off base are just trying to angle for attention.

It is undeserved. And, after such a tacky, tasteless, and disrespectful comment? anon does not deserve to be either read, or recognized.

tt said...

agreed FW!

Fortune Cookies said...

anon who? I don't even see what you guys are talking about.

Someone in Sweden has been to my site too...but not in a week or so, now. Not to say it is reh, but we can hope...

Anonymous said...

tt: "Wonder if he's looking for some magic word or phrase?" Hmmmm. Oyster! Bazooka! Kremlin! I'm sure he'll be back eventually though.

tt said...

fortune cookies...look above my comment.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

<:-(

Freakazojd said...

Thought maybe, just maybe...
Hope you're well, sir.
xoxo

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

You missed my birthday! Hope you are hanging in there...

Anonymous said...

Getting to be my concerted opinion that he's been "taken out" by agents working for a certain Scandinavian furniture company. He knew too much. He knew WAY too much.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Thanks for the laugh fu man! Happy Sunday madman!

tt said...

He missed Farmers Wife b-day and now Mine??!!! WTF!??!!
yep...that's it...I'm tinking that FMD may have something there. OR.......maybe he's secretly monitoring our comments and just waiting for...oh, idk....# 200 or something? maybe???

Anonymous said...

he\sm nd dead dead dead 1

Knight said...

I don't even know what that last anon comment is supposed to say. I am so sad that people can't write full sentences.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Just poppin in to check the plants and the locks.

fiwa said...

Come back! It's obvious we all miss you. I hope everything is ok. :(

fiwa

Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! sorry. Just checking to see if he's back.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

:-x

Anndi said...

Still thinking of you my friend. Hope all's well.

tt said...

it's getting too sad to come over here. I knock and knock but no one is home...How come you moved and didn't leave a forwarding address??? Sad..sad...** sniffing**

Jill said...

I didn't come pay a visit in two weeks, and he is still not here!
Girls, he has miss our three birthday!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

I agree with tt.

And, I wonder, if we will ever know where he went...if he doesn't return.

[sigh]

tt said...

Ok, Farmer's wife was the 200th post. Madman you can come out now...you've gotten a whopping 200 responses!! HELLO!!!!!!!!
That's gotta be some sort of a record right? Hummmmm.......
And...three birthdays missed?? Jills too? Come on babe...throw us a little bone.... please?
You know, as anal as I am, there's gonna be a wee little piece of something missing in my life, forever, if you don't come back. How sad I am for all of us.
I almost feel like I'm visiting the cemetary when I come over here...mourning the passing of a dear friend...a friend who gave me my very first blog award...gotta stop now...the eye leakage and sniffing are getting out of hand.:(

Anonymous said...

R.E.H., where are you? I keep hoping you've come back.
Hope you are okay and just busy with a new job?

Angela said...

Seriously missing you, dude. COME BACK TO US!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL!

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