March 8, 2008

Saturday Ramblings

Thank you all for your well wishes, and belief that my future holds great things for me. I will be taking a few days off before I really begin to think what my immediate future should bring.

Great party last night, huh? I'm kinda hung over to be honest...

I read through what I posted yesterday, and one thing struck me. No one's commented on it, so I guess you all didn't read it like I did, but in case one or two of you thought it strange, I thought I'd clear this one up...

I wrote:

"Also, at lunch, all but one of my co-workers ambushed me in the breakroom, and presented a potted plant and a bottle of whiskey - as a farewell gift."

Now - the one co-worker who didn't ambush me was left out in the store... someone has to be at the register, or customers are liable to rob us (them!) blind, right. So it had nothing to do with not wanting to be there to present the gift to me...

Just thought you should know that.

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Other good news!

Casdok over at Mother of Shrek has given me an award. Apparently I am quick witted and I make her laugh... so she gave the Quick Wit Blog Award 2008. Thank You, Casdok. I will put this one in my newly rearranged Trophy Case for all to see!

I will pass this baby on to the following bloggers... although there are a lot more of you who deserve it.

Lightning Bug's Butt and Preposterous Ponderings. These two have some really Quicky Witty blog posts, and because of that they will receive this award from me. Keep me smiling, chuckling, giggling and laugh right out loud for the foreseeable future. Can you do that for me?

I knew you could!

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Taking a day off from everything, basically, today. No gym either. Starting tomorrow I'll be working out extra hard, in preparation for the summer. It would be nice to go to the beach this year and leave all the hot honeys wanting me... needing me... desiring me beyond control.

That's gonna happen, right? All I need is a couple of hours in the gym to make them all quiver at the sight of me... I'm gonna be hunk number one this summer for sure.

A man's gotta have a vision, you know!

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Leaving you all with that for today. Tomorrow is Funday Sunday, so I'll be back trying to entertain you then.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are already Hot! Thanks for stopping by this morning! I feel a lot better than I did earlier this morning. Your kind words were needed!. This is starting to sound like Days Of Our Lives Huh?

R.E.H.& Singles foreplay scene take 1!

LOL!! You will have all the chics this summer, and I may have to make it to whatever beach they are at to stake claims!

Have a great Day!! DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!

Toodles

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Hot, rippley, tanned and slightly sweaty? Am I reading r.e.h.'s blog or my trashy [porn] romance novel again?

By taking a break, you can't take a blogger break. My mind might go into melt down if I don't get my daily fix of reading you.

And, what would my children do should that happen? [They wouldn't really care cuz the pantry is stocked with snacks and then they'd have the computer to themselves. They are mad at me because I'm "hogging" it.]

Scarlett said...

I figured the one co-wanker was just a wanker and wankers don't deserve mentioning, but it's good to know that wasn't the case!

Which beach do you frequent in the summer? ;-)

I hope you have a wonderful day of doing absofuckinglutely nothing today!

P.S. Blondy said "Hi" to you too!

Casdok said...

Of course its going to happen!!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

They have "beaches" in Sweden? Hmmm, I've really gotta' get my globe back out.

I can't picture much other than the shape of Texas, The USA, I remember Canada is up there and Mexico is down there and then, there's some islands floating around.

Kids really are mushing my brain.

Anonymous said...

Hey, one more thing... I must not have gotten a g'night kiss because I had the flu, I think I am jealous! I think I need a kiss, a long walk on the beach, My tanning lotion put on, dinner and a movie... Yep that will make up for not getting a good night kiss!
LOL!!

Ne.

Anonymous said...

Hey sorry I haven't been around lately. Something crappy happened concerning my blog and I'm currently deciding how to deal with it. It sucks big time. You'll see.

Em

PS Sorry forgot to mention anything about the job - HOORAY you're done! You must have felt great when you woke up this morning. Or whenever Saturday morning was for you. Enjoy your next few days off before you have to start contemplating the direction of your life again!

R.E.H. said...

Single In The City: Hope you're doing ok there Single.

If you make it to my "beach" this summer, I promise to wave all the other hot chicks away...

Farmer's Wife: My blog is your trashy [porn] romance novel? ;)

I won't be taking a blog-break - don't worry.

Scarlett: I knew someone was going to read that paragraph like that - good thing I addressed that mistake, huh?

Oh, Hi Blondy! When is she free for a date?

Casdok: Thanks for reinstalling my faith in The Gym! ;)

Farmer's Wife: Well, honestly - any stretch of sand by a body of water in which you can swim is labeled "beach" in my book... so yes - there are "beaches" in Sweden ;)

R.E.H. said...

Single In The City: Sorry, I just can't afford to get sick right now. I need to be able to enjoy my days off.

All that which you listed (and more)... you're on as soon as the flu is gone!

Emmeline: Ouch! I have a bad feeling of what that bad thing is...

Yeah, the no-job situation is working out great for me so far ;)

Jo said...

Enjoy your break! It would have been fun if we all could've taken you out for a real Happy Hour.

You're reminding me I need to go to the gym...every year it's only the thought of bikini-weather that gets me in there.

Are you going to give us some photos of your hunky achievements? Maybe a bicep? :P

Tequila Mockingbird said...

quickies? hmm, well i do have a LITTLE time before my play starts (i'm doing some pre drinking, i figure i'll get to a 2.5 level of drunk before i get picked up)

WUTANG CLAN AINT NUTTIN TO FUCK WIT!

Jill said...

AM I TALKING TO LOUD?
Just wanted to check for headache!
YOu ain't gonna wash those dirty windows of yours during that time?

L.P. said...

Farmer's Wife cracks me up! Jeez!
I'll need you to runway that hot sweaty body for me BEFORE you put it on the market okay? LP body inspector at your service. We believe in hands-on customer satisfaction. ~grin~

Dianne said...

I'm with jo - how bout a pic of those abs! ;)
I kinda thought one poor schmuck had to mind the store. It's going to be a great summer for you, I can just feel it.

Jodi said...

I'm not....um.....quick...you know, um...witted enough for you? I am hurt, really I am!

You will have to post "before" and "after" pics of your hunkiness.

J.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Hey yeah! A pic of the abs still leaves your anonymity [it doesn't look right but I know I spelled that right -- I spell checked ;)]

Hey, then we could compliment your progress as you post updated AB pics.

[A little too personal?]

So, anyhooo....when ya' gonna start writing some "scripts" to submit to Hollywood and the Independent Film people so we can all watch you unfold on the big screen and holler out "Hey!! That's MY/OUR bloggie buddy!!!"

Sorry, no pressure. You take a few days off...be sure to drop by the coffee shop! Oooh, after a work out!!!

Sweet Dreams!!! The oven and the dishwasher are hollerin' (along with everyone else in the house, LOL)

Sparkling Red said...

You go and pump that iron! You'll make R.E.H. stand for Really Effin' Hot. ;-)

fiwa said...

Congratulations on your award!

I hope you enjoyed your day off from everything - I think that's a nice way to treat yourself sometimes. Just do nothing - be sludge.

Knight said...

I did pause at the comment of the "all but one" person and then I figured, well, someone has to work, right?
I thought you were going to the the gym for the honeys. All you have to do to have them wanting you, needing you, desiring you beyond control, is showing them your Rubicon Heart writing. Worked for me ;)

Anonymous said...

Working out is a great idea and I hope your improved fitness will give you a boost.

Remember to work your social skills as well. Now you've got plenty of time to hit on cute girls and no excuse for not doing it.

Do some practice "pick ups" so you'll be ready for the beach. If you practice enough you might not even have to go to the beach.

I'm still waiting for you to approach that hot girl who works at the coffee shop...

Anonymous said...

I'm right there with ya pal, working out wise I mean, although I'm not doing it for the chicks, but so I live long enough to see all my kids grow up. (wouldn't kill me if a hottie turned her head now and then tho') Enjoy it all amigo, you deserve it!

Take Care

FMD

R.E.H. said...

Jo: The thought of bikini-weather is what lures me to the gym as well... not that I wear a bikini myself, but - you know ;)

Tequila Mockingbird: A LITTLE time is all I need ;)

Hmmm... that didn't come out right...

Jill: Still haven't washed those windows as I said I would... so that is part of next weeks plan ;)

Lakota Princess: Hands on customer satisfaction sounds like a very good business idea... I'm sold!

Dianne: My abs are currently hiding behind some flab - I'll need to remove that before it is even possible to get a pic of them...

R.E.H. said...

HoosierGirl5: Did I not say that more people were deserving? Just can't give to y'all...

Before and after pics... hmmm - that's worthy of consideration.

Farmer's Wife: I should be busy writing some scripts in the very next few days. I just need to narrow it down to the ONE idea to start working on...

Sparkling Red: Really Effin' Hot... I like that! ;)

Fiwa: Yeah, it was really nice to do absolutely nothing yesterday... can't allow myself to be like that every day though ;)

Knight: I wonder how that is going to work out though. Should I just walk up to some good lookin' chick hold out a printed version of the Rubicon and say:

"Hey, sweets. Why don't you read this and then we can talk, ok?"

R.E.H. said...

Unsigned: I've done "practice pick-ups" for years... still no luck ;)

I will get to the coffee shop girl, if I see her. Like I said - she hasn't been there the last few times I went to the coffeee shop.

Fu Manchu Dad: Working out to prolong life sounds like a very good idea too... those are the long term effects. Short term effects is to turn women's heads in my direction...

Karen said...

LOL. You crack me up. Hot honeys at the beach. Good luck wth that. But you deserve a day or two off to regroup. :)

R.E.H. said...

Karen: You just watch... there'll be a long line of women chasing me down the beach...

(Oh, what a wonderful image just now in my mind)

R.E.H. said...

Jill: Yeah! Shake that booty!

Guilty Secret said...

Congratulations on your award :)

R.E.H. said...

Guilty Secret: Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the award darling R.E.H.!

R.E.H. said...

Preposterous Ponderings: You're welcome. Now, just keep me laughing! ;)

R.E.H. said...

Jill: Aaah... I see ;)