February 3, 2008

"3rd" - January 2008 / 100th Post!

So, it’s that time of the month again. No – not THAT time of the month – I’m a dude and don’t have to suffer through PMS and all (unless you count not getting any… which is bothersome enough).

No. The time of month I’m talking about is when I present my monthly recap feature, which goes by the name of “3rd”, as it is posted on the 3rd of each month. This feature takes a look at all the comments I’ve received over the last month, and I give out the Commenter of the Month award to the person who commented most frequently. I also review search terms that brought people to my site.

And… of course – there is the Monthly Commenter story, in which I use a single sentence from all of your blogs and create a fictional story including them all.

I gotta tell you. This month the story was unbelievably hard to put together. I collected all the sentences, and couldn’t see any connections anywhere! It was unreal.

Also. Today is Sunday – and that usually means “Funday Sunday”, but I’ve scrapped that one this week as I think the monthly feature has priority over a weekly feature. “Funday Sunday” will be back on schedule next week though.

And while were at it... this is a celebratory post. Yep – this is the 100th blog post over here at Ramblings of a Madman, and isn’t it neat to celebrate that with the monthly recap? Sweet.

So Happy 100, dear blog. Lets hope for hundreds and hundreds more wonderful posts in the months and years to come!

Well, what are we waiting for? Lets get started.

ONE: COMMENTER OF THE MONTH

For the second straight month, Tequila Mockingbird picks up the coveted Commenter of the Month award. Thanks for stalking me (I’ll let you know when I alert the authorities, and get a restraining order). She commented a good 37 times to win this award. Lakota Princess (30) and Leighann (28) put up a fight, and finished 2nd and 3rd respectively.

Below, is a list of ALL commenters during the month of January 2008.

WINNER: Tequila Mockingbird (37)
2nd Place: Lakota Princess (30)
3rd Place: Leighann (28)

26: Jay, Jill
24: Karen, TT
23: Fiwa, Jay Cam, Samantha K
22: Dana
20: Sparkling Red
18: Jo
17: Jen
16: Alli, Emmeline
13: Kell, Real Live Lesbian
12: Butterfly Girl, Newt
11: Beautifully Profound, G-Man, Joel, RockDog
9: Casdok, Guilty Secret, Loving Annie, Preposterous Ponderings, Tink
8: Aunt Jackie
7: ~Angela~, Cardiogirl
6: Liv

Couldn't make it on moving day:

5: Backpacker Momma, Farmer's Wife, Lightning Bug's Butt, Mary P. Jones, Pookie Sixx
4: Elle, Ginni Dee, Odd Facts
3: Freakazojd
2: Blogget Jones, ETK, Flutter, HoosierGirl5, Melissa, MerriMerri, Tookie Tail

1: BrazleBridge, CresceNet, Dianne, Gawilli, Jahooni, Knight, Maggie, Nanette, Penelope Anne, Random Musings Of My Life, Still Single, Storyteller

Thank you all for your comments, and making this place a fun place to be!

TWO: KEYWORDS OF THE MONTH

Time to take a look at the search terms that were used on Google and other search engines that brought people to my blog.

Top Searches: "utube eddie murphy merry new year sound"
I posted the clip with Eddie Murphy saying “Merry New Year”, from the film “Trading Places” and that really sent a few Google searchers my way. Seems I am not the only one who is a big fan of that clip – and of course the New Year’s Eve celebrations would make others think of it and want to see it, I guess. Quite a number of variations of this search appeared during the first days of January.

Funny Searches:
making out with cousin”, “making out with my little nice or cousin” – make out sessions with members of your own family is still a popular search term that gives me some page hits. I am starting to find this quite disturbing. I DID NOT make out with my cousin, dammit!

making-out when he's drunk” – Better… but – what do you want to know?

girl shoves a can of pepsi up ass”, “pepsi bottle up the ass”, “pepsi enema” and “pepsi glass bottle old man” – Is there a popular fetish that I’ve never been introduced to regarding Pepsi bottles and anal insertions? Yeah, I did post that news story about the poor old man who got a bottle shoved up his ass during a robbery

airplane wet between legs” – Uhm… ok ;)

big girls bedwetter” – Another weird fetish, perhaps? But, how were they directed to my blog? I have never written about bedwetters, nor do I recall having mentioned Big Girls…

guilty of losing my virginity” – You will be sentenced accordingly!

how could a 13 year old to make 200$ in one day” – Wish I knew the answer to this when I was thirteen. He was probably desperate as his parents refused to buy him that new Playstation!

stories huge schlong” – Hehe… read the Rubicon!

And my personal favorite of the month!
why did the mad man throw the toilet bowl out of the plane?

Random Interesting Search:
blog 13 year old airplane fondle” – Did this person actually search for my blog? I did the letter to 13 year old me, and I did that story of when I fondled a stranger on the airplane… but, whoever made this search, and came across my blog didn’t stay around – so I guess there is some other blogger out there who likes to feel up unsuspecting women on airplanes (at the age of 13?).


THREE: COMMENTER STORY OF THE MONTH

Those of you who remember this thing from last month will notice that I changed the rules a little. Because of the growing popularity of my blog, I found that a minimum of 3 comments really added to the total of sentences to use, and would make writing the story extremely difficult (it is difficult enough as it is. So I upped the minimum comments to 6 – sorry about that if you missed the cut because of it).

Monthly Commenter Story
The monthly commenter story is a fictional story that I will write and post on the 3rd of each month. This story is composed of all the people who have left at least six comments on my blog over the past month. Credit goes to RockDog for inspiring this idea.

RULES (may change slightly each month):
Every person who have commented on my blog at least 6 times during the past month will be included in a fictional story, written by yours truly - R.E.H.

I will go to these people's blogs and copy a single sentence from their final post of the month. It will always be the 9th sentence of that post. If the post has fewer than 9 sentences, I will use sentence number 6, if fewer than that - sentence number 3. If the post were to have less than three sentences – I will take the sentence from the second last post of the month.

The Commenter of the Month will have sentences from the last 3 posts included in my story.

Runner-Up and Third Placed commenters will have sentences from their last 2 posts of the month included.

Once I've collected all your sentences, these will be incorporated into a fictional story.

Sentences MUST be used as dialogue "out of the mouth" of that blogger, and I am not allowed to add other dialogue to that character in the story.

Every sentence MUST be used in the story. I can not skip using one, just because I can't find a good use for it.

Sentences MUST be used completely unedited, except if sentence breaking parenthesis is used, in which case I reserve the right to remove the parenthesis.

Names of the blogger will be linked to their blogs (only where dialogue follows).

If a blogger does not wish to feature in these stories from now on, they must tell me so in a comment, and I will exclude them from my story.

DISCLAIMER:
The events taking place in this story has no resemblance to reality in any form. The actions that fellow bloggers undertake in this story is in no way a reflection of their true selves. The only "real" deal here is that what the blogger says in this story, is what they have written on their blog... but it may be put way out of context of its original meaning.

Put shortly... this is for fun! I have no intention of hurting anyone's feelings, or making them out to be something they are not!

********** THE STORY **********

MOVING DAY

The blogging community is a very friendly place indeed, and this was demonstrated on the day that Tequila Mockingbird was moving in to a new apartment. That was the day that we all got together and helped her move all of her stuff.

Tequila Mockingbird explained the situation as she called me on the phone.

Tequila Mockingbird: "At the same time my situation changed, The Novice was going to be moving out of the apartment he and Landon shared, so I offered to take the room."

The thing was… she had to move, like, right away. So I picked up the phone and started calling everyone to ask them to help out with the big move. I would explain it to them:

R.E.H.: “Hi, Guilty Secret. Tequila Mockingbird is moving to a new place, and she needs help moving her stuff right away. You want to come over and help us all out?”

Guilty Secret: “Ok, cool.”

And, that was what just about everyone said. I was surprised at how genuinely interested everyone seemed in helping out. I didn’t even have to bribe anyone into coming.

Casdok and Aunt Jackie were among the first to arrive at the scene and they decided to catch up a little on the past weeks events.

Casdok: "So how has your week been?!"

Aunt Jackie: "I've been stressing a bit over worrying about not being at work to take care of my usual responsibilities."

At the same time, RockDog arrived.

R.E.H.: “Hey, man. Thanks for coming over to help us out.”

RockDog: "With so many cases being diagnosed each day you just never know who you might be helping."

R.E.H.: “ Uhm… I’m not sure I underst-“

Leighann: "Tell me you are fucking joking...."

I am interrupted by Leighann’s voice, and turn around trying to find out what she’s going all crazy over. I follow her gaze and see a man in a banana suit strolling down the street. He’s singing some old 50’s rock’n’roll song. I couldn’t quite recognize the song, because he had changed the lyrics so that the song was all about bananas. It was the weirdest sight, as the sun was on the horizon and the tower next to us seemed to glow as the man in the banana suit walked by it. While the rest of us are staring at the man in the suit, Joel seems to be much more interested in the glowing tower.

Joel: "The tower doesn't emit light, it is a camera trick."

R.E.H.: “What? Yeah… but check out the dude in the suit!”

Tequila Mockingbird lets us all in on a little secret. Apparently she had donned a banana suit at one time and walked the streets singing old songs too – that had happened during a particularly drunken night.

Tequila Mockingbird: "Eventually that wasn’t as funny, and I had been hobbling for close to a block now."

Then a giant moving van splashes through a puddle of water and comes to a halt right where we were all standing. The driver’s side door opens and Jay comes out of the van. It was time to get started moving the furniture. Just to avoid any confusion I tell everyone:

R.E.H.: “Ok. Jay’s doing the driving today, and I don’t wanna hear anyone complaining”

Jay: "So, if you have problems with motion sickness or anything like that, you’ve been warned."

I started looking around to see if everyone was here.

R.E.H.: “Alright. Are we missing anyone?”

Loving Annie: "Flyinfox, Pookie Sixx, Ron and TK Kerouac (9 times !)"

R.E.H.: “Nine times?”

Yeah, apparently they had gracefully bowed out the last nine times moving help was required.

R.E.H.: “Ok… anyone else?”

Tink: "Babe and Cristinky"

R.E.H.: “Babe and Cristinky? That’s you, isn’t it? I mean… never mind. Okay everyone – lets get to work!”

We all started walking toward Tequila Mockingbirds apartment to start moving stuff and cleaning the place up. Jay Cam walks up to me, still hung up on what we had just witnessed a minute ago.

Jay Cam: "That guy in the banana costume was indeed pretty creepy."

R.E.H.: “Yeah, he was. Really creepy, in fact. But, we got to get busy if we want to be done here before nightfall.”

As we came upstairs, we started handing out jobs for us all to do. Tequila Mockingbird insisted that Cardiogirl take care of her bedlinen, and she wants them washed and nicely folded too.

Cardiogirl: "So this means at least six days out of seven I have to wash sheets."

Then, Cardiogirl walks over to the linen closet and starts pulling all the sheets out. Tequila Mockingbird calls Leighann over, asking her to be in charge of the phone, as there may be someone calling for a guy, and it was of the utmost importance that a message be taken.

Leighann: "So since these phone calls come in during the day (mostly) and he's at work, I say: "This is his wife, can I help you?""

Leighann has obviously understood her mission perfectly, and so she sits down on a chair next to the telephone and keeps staring at it with determination – waiting for the thing to start ringing.

After Tequila Mockingbird has finished giving the orders, and everyone is ready to start moving her stuff, Dana walks up to me, and whispers to me with a smirk on her face.

Dana: "She likes to let people think that she is one tough cookie, but she's just a wad of Double-Bubble."

R.E.H.: “Oh, be nice to her now. You know how stressful it is to be moving.”

We all start doing our jobs and things are going very smoothly and the apartment is cleaned out pretty fast. Jo is panting heavily as she carries a large box full of books.

R.E.H.: “Did you get all the books in there?”, I ask. Jo nods, to let me know that she thinks she’s got them all. Then Fiwa comes running after her with a large book in her hands.

Fiwa: "Plus this:"

She puts the book, which has a picture of a chair on the front page, into the box. Jo looks fascinated as she sees the book.

Jo: "I also got a book of 1,000 chairs."

Emmeline walks by carrying an armchair. She, too, notices the book, which seems to be an item of great interest to anyone who sees it.

Emmeline: "There are about six or seven pages in the beginning, however, that are actually novel-like, and it is actually a pretty good read."

TT walks by and hears the conversation.

TT: "Thought provoking, yes?"

Just as I was about to tell them all to forget about the book and get back to work, Lakota Princess walks by with a box full of dildos. All of us guys stop what we’re doing. G-Man, Jay, Jay Cam, Joel, RockDog and I all watch it with unbelieving eyes.

R.E.H.: “Wow! Looks like you’re all set for Valentines Day, Lakota”.

The others start laughing at my exceptionally funny joke.

Lakota Princess: "Guys, V-day was invented by you for you."

Lakota looks over to Tequila Mockingbird.

Lakota Princess: "By the way, I ignored all the vibes that had "mini" and "slimline" and "petite" in the name."

Tequila Mockingbird gives her the thumbs up, to let her know that that is ok – she doesn’t want those anyway. At the same time, Karen sneaks up to me looking like a kid trying to reach in to the cookie jar without being noticed. She’s got an emergency check in her hand.

Karen: "Folded in the emergency check, I found a 20 dollar bill."

R.E.H.: “Come on now, Karen. That’s Tequila Mockingbird’s money. Give it to me.”

She looks a little embarrassed, and reluctantly hands me the $20 bill. I pocket it in my jeans… Hey! I put this all together, I deserve the 20 dollars, don’t I? Besides, she’s not going to notice they’re gone – I hope…

So, after some hard and efficient work from all of us, everything had been removed from the old apartment. We were all standing there, as Tequila Mockingbird inspected to make sure that everything was done.

R.E.H.: “Ok, so you guys took everything downstairs, and the place is cleaned up, right?”

Liv: “Well, the kids rooms are clean except for the fact that one or more cats has decided to urinate in D's room, and Peep's ongoing potty training involves her relatively high level of enjoyment in wiping poopy fingers in the carpet.”

Good. With all that taken care of, I decided we all deserved something to eat. And I suggested we all go to the new restaurant further down the street. I explained that it was a religiously themed restaurant, and they served food in the name of God.

R.E.H.: “I hope that’s alright with you all”

Tequila Mockingbird: "Unless those religious preferences include sacrificing babies or not washing their hands after using the bathroom, there is no excuse."

And, after that comment – no one dared suggesting eating at any other place. It was settled – Religious Beliefs Diner was where we would go for a bite to eat.

R.E.H.: “Ok, that’s decided then. Good work, y’all. You did really well.” I notice Beautifully Profound nearly passed out, sitting on the floor – profusely sweating and panting heavily.

R.E.H.: “You alright?”

Beautifully Profound: "A blubbering wreck accompanied by boughts of panic attacks."

R.E.H.: “Some food will get your energy right back. You’ll be good as new.”

Just as we are about to leave, Newt comes running down the street waving her arms around to get our attention. I realized that she’d not been with us all day, and so I asked her where she’d been. She explained how she got caught up in traffic and couldn’t get onto Main Street.

Newt: "Ok, so, finally someone pulled in and I went in with her"

R.E.H.: “Well, good thing. You’re just in time for lunch”

We all piled into the moving van and Jay drove us the two blocks down the street where we went inside to order our meals. They immediately served us some bread and wine at the tables, and I ordered lamb for us all to eat. We started talking about the joys of blogging. Kell spoke of how much she appreciated our encouraging comments on her blog, and how that helps sometimes.

Kell: "Thank you for the support and understanding."

Jen: "I am thankful you share these bits of your lives in this blogosphere of ours."

R.E.H.: “That’s what blogging is all about. We write what’s in our heart, and we lift each others spirits through commenting on each others blogs. Blogging is a lot of fun, as long as we don’t have to do too many of those boring old meme’s.”

Butterfly Girl puts on her best mockery voice.

Butterfly Girl: "Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.", and then she rolls her eyes at the ceiling.

R.E.H.: “Exactly. How stupid is that? I mean, is there anything more annoying?”

Alli: "People that let their lawns get out of control."

Then, the waiter arrives at the table and sets down plates of lamb for us all. I am shocked, as I notice that the lamb served does not appear to have been properly skinned, leaving large tufts of fur on the sides of my lamb chop. I poke at the thing with my fork, disgusted.

R.E.H.: “Uhm… can I really eat this thing?”

Preposterous Ponderings: "You'd be coughing up hairballs for a fucking week!"

She looks down at her own plate, and notices that hers looks the same. All of our lamb chops seem to be covered with fur. Real Live Lesbian does not appear happy at all.

Real Live Lesbian: "I mean, how do I let that work?"

She stands up and starts collecting all of our plates to take them out to the kitchen and let them know there’s no way we’re eating this. Demanding other food – which is edible. As she reaches for Jill’s plate she waves her off, and Jill carves a piece of the lamb and puts a forkful into her mouth.

R.E.H.: “Gee, Jill! I can’t believe you actually want to eat that. That’s just not real!”

Jill: "And my reality might not be the same as you, as we don't live all in the same country and in the same situation!"

R.E.H.: “Alright, alright. If you want to eat that – go ahead.”

As we were waiting for Real Live Lesbian to return with new food that didn’t have fur on it I was talking to Samantha K. as she was telling me about a wedding she was going to with her UPS man.

R.E.H.: “Sounds like you two will have a lot of fun. And, you get to try out a wedding environment without being the girl in focus.”

Samantha K: "Or I could be a psychotic overthinking girl and say "Hey, I'm going to read way too much into this and imagine that he's testing me to see how I respond to all the lovey-dovey, frosting covered schmaltz...and party mints"."

And, when new food arrived, and we all dug into our plates, we were all very pleased to discover that it was the tastiest lamb we had all ever had. Little did we know that the chefs back in the kitchen had done nothing more than carve the sides of the lamb chops to remove the furry bits, before taking the very same plates back out to our tables. But, then – who cares? It was indeed the best lamb I have ever had in my life.

While we ate, we talked about moving, and Sparkling Red was reminiscing about the time she had to move after her divorce.

Sparkling Red: "But first we had to figure out what to do about the house we had bought with his mother."

R.E.H.: “Yeah, that’s a difficult thing to do. I wouldn’t even know what this whole process would involve, and where to start.”

G-Man speaks up while chewing a large piece of meat.

G-Man: "Part of this process was me giving them my insurance information."

R.E.H.: “Really? You have to give them that information too?”

He nods and continues to chew his food with tremendous appetite.

After lunch, things went very smoothly and we were able to carry all of Tequila Mockingbirds stuff up into her new apartment without much trouble, being full of energy from the delicious lamb chops. I thanked everyone for coming over to help out, and we all agreed that whenever any one of us need help moving, we’ll all be there to lend a hand.

R.E.H.: “Ok. Thank you all for doing this. Now you can go home and get a good night’s sleep. I’m sure you’re all exhausted and sleep will come easily tonight”.

We said our goodbyes, and when I came home I crashed into bed and I was sound asleep long before midnight. At 3AM I was awakened by the sound of the telephone. It was ~Angela~ who was calling. She was all excited, and told me she was moving to a new place, and that we should all come over to help her move her stuff… Right Now! She was so excited about it, and said she had had so much fun today, and couldn’t wait to do it all again.

R.E.H.: “I know we said we’d come right over whenever someone needed us, but please understand, ~Angela~, that we’ve all been working really hard today, and right now – all I want is some sleep!”

~Angela~: "But I can't sleep."

I let out a sigh of despair and exhaustion. As tired as I was… I knew – a promise is a promise, so I say:

R.E.H.: “Alright, alright. Let me get the others. We’ll be right over!”

189 comments:

Tequila Mockingbird said...

hot. that's creepy that i won again. i think maybe i should consider working more when i'm at work.

it's a good story, but i am pissed we didnt make out in this story either.

flutter said...

brav-O! *claps*

Jay said...

i didn't put up a fight in the comments or in the story!
lol

maybe next month...

Angela said...

Oh, bummer. I wish my ninth line had been more interesting. Ah well. Thanks for including me.

Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

Damn it! I can't believe I missed out by just one comment!

Jo said...

Impressive again...these stories are always like being at block parties! And congrats on 100!

Dana said...

CONGRATULATIONS on your 100th post!

You do a fabulous job on the Monthly Commenter Story. I am amazed at your ability to put a cohesive story together with all of those random sentences.

L.P. said...

LMAO!!! I can just see you going "Oh great! How the HELL am i going to fit vibrators into this story?"
~snickering~

R.E.H. said...

Tequila Mockingbird: Oh, just admit it - you love me ;)

And... maybe in the next story we will make out.

Flutter: Thanks ;)

Jay Cam: Well, you were up there among the top commentors. And the banana suit guy was... funny ;)

~Angela~: Well, your comment got to set how the story ended - that's not a bad thing.

Mary P. Jones: Yeah, I'm sorry about that - but I had to up the minimum comments, or it would've made it even more difficult to put the story together.

R.E.H. said...

Jo: The easiest route to making a bunch of comments work together is to put them in a "partying" environment... I had a whole other approach at first, but had to scrap that because there was no way I could put some of these comments into it.

Dana: Thanks. It's a fun process to put it together. Looking at all those lines I've collected and trying to see which ones may fit together, and what theme I could possibly use where ALL of them could find a way in.

Lakota Princess: The vibrators weren't all that hard to get in there - it was your V-day comment which caused me some trouble ;)

Jay said...

That's a great 100th post.

Tequila Mockingbird is dominating the commenter of the month contest. She's pretty cool too.

Liv said...

ah, the 100th post. i think i overlooked mine. well, there's always 200. i'll pay more attention! :)

oh, wait! this was about you! congrats on the nice round number!

Casdok said...

Congrats on your 100th post!
Thr process sounds sound fun and the outcome is great!!

R.E.H. said...

Jay: Yeah, anyone who can win the CotM twice in a row has got to be the coolest EVAH! ;)

Liv: I almost missed that this was #100 as well, but I caught it on time ;) Thanks.

Casdok: Thanks. Yeah, it is a lot of fun - but I hope next month will be a little easier, and allow for a funnier story.

Anonymous said...

OMG! This is hysterical! It's like a dream you would have with fur on the lamb chops and Butterfly Girl rolling her eyes.

A masterpiece, quite simply put. Kudos, brother!

Guilty Secret said...

Why *did* the mad man throw the toilet bowl out of the plane then REH?

I think if that's what people are coming here to find out, you really ought to answer them...

Karen said...

What a monster post! Great 100TH. Congrats. And it was an amzing story.

Anonymous said...

LOL, The story flows so greatly! Happy 100th post to your blog :)

Thanks for the extra-time, I'll submit my PFS within

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

THE GOODS:

Great story!

Happy 100th!

Great use of time -- But, where do you find such time or does your mind ramble non-stop [like when you wake up in the middle of the night to turn over and that same damn song is still running through your head Oh, wait...that's me]?

I am loving your assignments/projects but I'm finding myself less efficient with everything else -- I need a lap top.

THE BADS: No fair. I didn't know there was a comment quota. I'm good with quota's.

THE QUESTIONS:
Is this really monthly? Or, just the month that your 100th blog falls within. Because I wanna' make sure all my 9th [6th and 3rd] blog lines are really good, in my final blog for the "winning" month.

Are you sure your not OCD, like me? Because I notice you do a lot of things in threes [just like me] 9th sentence, if not then 6th sentence, if not then...you get my point. And, you also made the total comment cut off at 6 too. Which is a multiple of three.

Something to think about :)

Anyhow, love your stuff and I visit you often (okay, at a minimum -- 3 times a day) Happy Monday!

Anonymous said...

Hehe, good story. Doesn't seem to me like you had any trouble tying everything together!

Question: How do you figure out what google search terms brought people to your page??

Em

PS Maybe instead of writing all my thoughts in one comment, I should be a comment whore like some of the others and spread them out into multiple comments per post? ;)

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Visit number two today...just thought I should get credit for it since I was here again anyway ;)

Gotta run errands/appts and no lap top so alas I will leave you behind.

Knight said...

You certainly have one hell of a talent for creating stories. I'm still caught up on the fact that so many people google search making out with a cousin. Hmmm...

R.E.H. said...

Cardiogirl: Thanks. Yeah, it tends to be a little dreamlike as I have to put in the weirdest of things to fit in all those comments ;)

Guilty Secret: I honestly don't know... I guess he was mad, or something ;) I'm gonna have to try and find out, though.

Karen: Thanks. It was a bit of a monster this post ;)

Joel: Thanks, man. Yeah - 20th - 22nd is when it's due.

Farmer's Wife: It does take time (which is why I'm allowing myself three days to complete this one), and my mind does ramble on most of the time.

About "The Bad"... well, this is the 2nd month I've done this - and it will be a monthly feature (meaning every month). No need, however to pay attention to your sentences - because I might change the numbers completely from month to month.

It is also named "3rd" and divided into three sections. Yes, I do have a fascination with the number 3, as it is my lucky number - so no coincidence there ;)

Sparkling Red said...

Nice work bringing all those incredibly unrelated lines into one coherent story! I love the part about the furry lamb dinners. Of course, you know me and my obsession with strange food. ;-)

Congrats on Post #100!!

R.E.H. said...

Emmeline: Thanks... but, it sure was a hard one this month. Once I did settle for the moving theme, I was able to focus on how to make the sentences fit it though.

I use Google Analytics. It is a hit counter and statistics service for your site. Lots a fun info using that one.

Farmer's Wife (again): Visit noted. Hey! Bring an apple pie or something next time, and I'll make you some coffee ;)

Knight: Thank You. Yeah, that cousin make-out search is creepy. As it seems, that trend will continue too.

R.E.H. said...

Sparkling Red: Yeah, the furry lamb chops. Thank Preposterous Ponderings for that part... boy, did I have a hard time to fit in that "coughing up hairballs" line ;)

Leighann said...

I will never get tired of reading the stories you write! Especially those that are comprised of random sentances!

You're the man!

Tink said...

I came in 9th place?! Aw man. Apparently I need to stalk you a little more.

Anonymous said...

OMG. That must have taken forever to put that story together! Awesome!!!!

I guess since I am not good at commenting much, I better step up my game eh????

Beautifully Profound said...

Happy 100th REH. Awesome story too. Love to see my name up there in "lights". But I am going to make a better effort to be higher than 12th on "commenter of the month". I will be numbah one, oh yes I will. Muahahahahahah.

R.E.H. said...

Leighann: Glad to hear that - I may even produce one or two more fictional story ideas in the future ;)

Tink: You definitely need to stalk more. You actually finished in 15th place with nine comments on the month.

Maybe I need to change the format on that part to make it clearer ;)

Pookie Sixx: Yes you should! You do write some fun posts, and it would be likely I get a fun sentence to work with from over at your place.

I would love to have you included ;)

Beautifully Profound: I want to give back a little something to my faithful readers ;)

Keep commenting!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Strangely to me, the last post was at 12:15 a.m. tomorrow -- I think I'm living in the past or forseeing the future because my clock(s) read 7:41 PM and it is still Monday.

No wonder, I get all confused when looking for the new stuff ;)

Am I in the twilight zone????

(That's my three for the day. Have issues, need a bath...and [more] wine.) So, good night, I mean Good Morning!

R.E.H. said...

Farmer's Wife: Nothing to worry about - you're not in the Twilight Zone. I'm just in a different time zone than you are ;)

Which, in itself, is kind of like being in the Twilight Zone.

tt said...

another crack up! LOL
It reads like there's a lot of ADD going on between us...too funny. So much talent there reh! I can't imagine how long it must take you to figure it all out.
Congrats on the 100th post.
You're my hero!!!!!!
A big puffy heart to you :)

tt said...

Um....**she sighs and whispers**
can I keep you?

R.E.H. said...

TT: Thanks. The longest time is actually spent trying to figure out a "theme" for the story. Once I get started... I just write ;)

Sure, you can keep me ;)

Dianne said...

Well I'm a virgin here (haven't said that in 40 years!) so I look forward to being part of the random beauty of a story to come.

Congrats on 100!

and "wad of Double Bubble" is my new favorite phrase. I'm gonna see how many ways I can work it into conversations for the rest of the week.

R.E.H. said...

Dianne: Last time I claimed to be a virgin was when I posted my very first blog entry ;)

"wad of Double Bubble", was indeed a funny expression.

Anonymous said...

Sounds just like something I'd say. ;)

Good work!

R.E.H. said...

Butterfly Girl: Yeah, it was kind of upsetting you got that meme sentence in there... and it took me a long while to figure out how to put it in there!

Aunt Jackie said...

Wow, I'm shocked I made it into the running. I feel like one of the cool kids!! & I vow to TRY to do better though! Cool lil idea, and I remember Rockdog doing those...

Hope all is well.

R.E.H. said...

Aunt Jackie: Yeah, you made it in there. And, you ARE one of the cool kids!

Anonymous said...

Man! Those are some weird searches. It makes me feel so...normal. I've only got one weird search recently: "cockroach race story bride."

R.E.H. said...

Odd Facts: Hehe... that was a funny search though. Strange, seeing as you post all those weird stories - that should make weird search terms...

Anonymous said...

Well, dern. I'm sorry I missed moving day. And me with a garage full of empty boxes...

R.E.H. said...

Elle: Those boxes would've made things a lot easier! ;)

storyteller said...

Congratulations on your 100th post! At the encouragement of a fellow blogger, I started a list of 101 Things About Myself on my 101st post and thought it was a huge undertaking, however my efforts pale in the face of THIS post! I’m most impressed with the task you took upon yourself and what you’ve managed to accomplish as a result. You definitely have more time and energy for blogging than I … but I enjoyed reading it all.
Hugs and blessings,

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Storyteller: Thanks. Yes this is timeconsuming, and exhausting - but I think it's worth the effort. It's also a lot of fun!

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